The Stories We Say... i

May 23, 2013 @ 11:35 PM 67 notes

barricadeponine:

i wish i was a mermaid so i could have a nice shiny tail and a pretty seashell bra and a beautiful voice that i could use to entice cute boys and make them crash their ships and drown at sea so human women could rise as the dominate gender of the land

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May 23, 2013 @ 11:33 PM 47,030 notes

Ask!

01:
Your current relationship, if single discuss how single life is.
02:
Where you’d like to be in 10 years.
03:
Your views on drugs and alcohol.
04:
Your views on religion.
05:
A time you thought about ending your own life.
06:
Write 30 interesting facts about yourself.
07:
Your zodiac sign and if you think it fits your personality.
08:
A moment you felt the most satisfied with your life.
09:
How you hope your future will be like.
10:
Discuss your first love and first kiss.
11:
Put your ipod on shuffle and write 10 songs that pop up.
12:
Bullet your whole day.
13:
Somewhere you’d like to move or visit.
14:
Your earliest memory.
15:
Your favorite tumblrs.
16:
Your views on mainstream music.
17:
Your highs and lows of this past year.
18:
Your beliefs.
19:
Disrespecting your parents.
20:
How important you think education is.
21:
One of your favorite shows.
22:
How have you changed in the past 2 years?
23:
Give pictures of 5 guys/girls who are famous who you find attractive.
24:
Your favorite movie and what it’s about.
25:
Someone who fascinates you and why.
26:
What kind of person attracts you.
27:
A problem that you have had.
28:
Something that you miss.
29:
Goals for the next 30 days.
30:
Your highs and lows of this month.
May 23, 2013 @ 11:27 PM 173,952 notes

nicolyrolypoly:

picturesque-scene:

they saw the chance
they took the chance

This is right by my dad’s house. I was on this freeway like 5 hours after this happened

nicolyrolypoly:

picturesque-scene:

they saw the chance

they took the chance

This is right by my dad’s house. I was on this freeway like 5 hours after this happened

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via ninjathrowingstork)

May 23, 2013 @ 11:25 PM 98,804 notes

skullvis:

Become meguca, motherfucker.
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skullvis:

Become meguca, motherfucker.

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May 23, 2013 @ 11:24 PM 1,118 notes

ohmy-sherlock:

amoying:

amoying:

what kind of shoe is the most fit to be a spy?

a sneaker

*sigh*

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May 23, 2013 @ 11:23 PM 4,143 notes

blue-eyes-lavender-skies:

lord-butttouch:

Oh my god

so casually placed

blue-eyes-lavender-skies:

lord-butttouch:

Oh my god

so casually placed

(Source: l1ar, via glitter-and-curls)

May 23, 2013 @ 11:23 PM 160,045 notes

bowtiesarecool:

Have your co-stars treated you differently since you’ve won an oscar?

i love how she refers to chris hemsworth as “thor”

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May 23, 2013 @ 11:21 PM 119,688 notes

borlax:

Banana by the each
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borlax:

Banana by the each

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May 23, 2013 @ 11:17 PM 25,543 notes

orelpuppington:

IMPORTANT NEWS: “PIZZA ROLLS” IS THE PERFECT NUMBER OF LETTERS FOR KNUCKLE TATTOOS

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May 23, 2013 @ 11:16 PM 13,734 notes