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Robert Carlyle in Dead Dad Dog, 1988 [x]
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my little brother wrote about me for school and this was one of the sentences he wrote. im sobbing “my sister is my role model because she can watch 12 years worth of law and order in 3 months”
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Dinosaur made of beads! #dinosaur #custom #beads
(Source: marshmallow13675, via ieffinglovedinosaurs)
Ozzy Osbourne having fun at wax museum.
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ugh mums are so annoying ‘clean ur room take out the trash im worried about your mental health why is there a dead guy in the living room’ ha ha yeah ok whatever mum
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when you forget capslock is on and google something really aggressively by accident
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“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes
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