People who don’t realize Alana wanting Hannibal doesn’t make her stupid, it means Hannibal is just too damn good at pretending he’s not a bastard.
I have a physics textbook from before it was discovered that the flow of electrons makes electricity and they just sound so frustrated it’s hilarious
"can men and women really be just friends??" straight people are so weird
It is a fact that bisexuals can’t make friends. There is only prey.
*makes raptor noises*
*waggles eyebrows suggestively*
Hey, if you accidentally call a guy “daddy” in conversation, just save yourself by adding “-o” to the end and slick your hair back like a 1950’s greaser. And throw on your sick-ass leather jacket
Your thirst is hidden and now you’re the coolest dude in school
who dat who dat? i-g-g-y