lovejustalittlebitharder:

friendly reminder that if i have ever befriended you and have not spoken to you in a while it’s nothing you’ve done wrong it’s just because i’m a piece of shit at keeping in contact with people and i still love you okay good

(Source: starlightshimmerseverywhere)

kingcheddarxvii:

If someone says “I love u” and you say “I love u 2” back, make sure you add “no Bono” so they know you mean that you love them too, not just the legendary Irish rock band U2

marksmaster:

wiseyoungravenclaw:

Remus Arthur Potter, you were named after two men who looked out for my safety and cared about my well-being out of altruism and decency rather than because I was a tool for them to use or because I was someone’s son.

FREAKING YES. I mean…

zombiemiko:

Finished this adorable octopus just in time for a friend’s birthday party :)

I learned that I really hate crocheting tentacles/super narrow tubes!

thatcorbincrow:

ARE THESE SKELETONS HOMO GAYS???? I DO NOT SEE A BONE TITTY I AM UNCOMFOTRABLE

(Source: dirtyacid)

agendr:

nurato:

Not all men are

as straight as me. Im so heterosexual that i cant go 10 minutes without looking at a séxy lady or else i’ll pass out! Whenever i look a man in the eye on accident i make the sign of the cross over my chest and whisper “no homo.” Boy do i love sports and and hot women. My girlfriend ditched me because i cant stand within 5 feet of another man. I am so alone

(Source: hammerhai)

raiseyourgoblet-of-rock:

Oh my god what is this from??

(Source: tampire)

bellecosby:

sectum-and-sempra:

bellecosby:

White men can take nations but they can’t take a joke

This is a generalization.

case in point 

k1mkardashian:

chantelle winnie for ashish ss15 fashion show

#booked

(Source: hellyeahchantellewinnie)