crvwly:

My lover’s got humour
She’s the giggle at a funeral
Knows everybody’s disapproval
They should’ve worshipped her sooner
If the heavens ever did speak
She’s the last true mouthpiece

modeled after/inspired by Fabian Chairez’s “La anunciación” (x)

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drefvalentine:

a comprehensive list of possible apartment maintenance issues, according to the online portal:

you either have spiders or its something else

cryoverkiltmilk:

koscheiy:

datasoong47:

Ah, yes, Rarohire Rochi Terochichimomo, great place

@idle-brit

spoonie-isms:

16woodsequ:

peppapigvevo:

yellenabelova:

Barbie (2023) // The Good Place (2016-2020)

this looks like the same party

i-am-a-fish:

in light of recent events, fuck

high-quality-tiktoks:

wichita public library has the most delightful short story dispenser at the airport!

chucktaylorupset:

wantonlywindswept:

chucktaylorupset:

*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document

does it look like this

i was picturing this as after a successful writing jaunt but this is so much darker

a-mythologynerd:

derangedrhythms:

ALT

Gregory Orr, from ‘Orpheus & Eurydice: A Lyric Sequence’

Sorry @starwarmth but I couldn’t not reblog the tags

julykings:

wish i could like. forgive myself for being a person

:

opera-ghost:

tragedykery:

aphr0dyke:

this tweet hasn’t left my mind once in the two years since it’s been posted

[ID: a tweet reading, “‘so long’ doesn’t have to mean goodbye… it can also be snake compliment”. /end ID]

theawkwardone6:

[ID: tweet by @NONBINARY that reads:

friend: hey can we reschedule i dunno if im down to go bowling tonight

me, having reconstructed my entire being around the concept of going bowling at 7 tonight, watching my world shatter before me: yeah its nbd END ID]

orcboxer:

biggaybunny:

Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis.
The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?

to be fair this is the only thing protecting us from Do You Love The Colour Of The Poll